Here I am taking a nice afternoon shower, when I spot a pigeon sitting just outside the window. The following is a transcript of our "conversation" :
Me : Hey piggy piggy piggy .. ( Prounounciation : pee-jee)
Pigeon : (Silent, stares at me with one eye)
Me : Heyyy piggy piggy piggy .. (louder)
Pigeon : * What the f*$% is this idiot doing ? *
Me : (waving) Hey piggy piggy piggy ...
Pigeon : * I better leave. No wait, I'm bored. I'd rather watch this. *
Me : You want a piece of THIS ? (wave the bar of soap at it)
Pigeon : * Dumbass. *
Me : Get away from me, you perv !
Pigeon : (making pigeony noises) * I better call my friends *
Me : (with wild gestures) Go away ! Shoo !! Hurrrrr !!
Pigeon : (not moving a single feather) * I bet this guy will write a stupid blog entry on this. *
And here I am.
I bet its still there.
Pigeons are idiots.
6 comments:
You r n idiot
I know.
good humour ck
loved it
please publish more don stop
2day i found a new avataar of yours. u r very humourous.
hey gd one maan ...nice ....seriously gd work ........ur sense of humor is really gr8 ......
i read this bout a month ago ..i still find myself smiling on seeing a pigeon.. cnt get it outta my head ..
RESPECT !
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