Sunday January 15, 2006
Have you ever poked yourself in the eye ? I have.
And I don't mean the careful calculated jab you can make, I mean a full-blown careless stab that juts right in there and threatens to bring your eyeball out along with the finger.
There was something poking my eye from the inside, which by the way I'm not sure how got inside in the first place. So Mr. Brain instructs Left Index Finger to clear out the invading particle. Left Index Finger rises quickly towards Left Eye. At the same time, Mr. Oh-so-brilliant Brain tells head to move closer to Left Index Finger to get the job done faster . What Mr. Brain doesn't realise is that, once Left Index Finger is close to Left Eye, it is difficult to see how near it is. Right Eye gets into the action and tries to take a look at Left Index Finger but all it sees is a blur approaching Left Eye very fast. Mr. BusyBrain apparently is too lazy to react ( not so when playing video games ). Left Eye and Left Index Finger move closer to each other and ... STAB !
I felt mind-numbingly dumb at the moment, for which I will place the blame completely on my lazy brain. Left Eye still hurts a bit after two hours and is planning to sue Mr. Brain, else go on a strike.
Till then, I'm sure I can manage with my Right Eye. Just need to be careful to look around while I walk *CRASH*
Thanks a lot Mr. Brain. That one's for you, you lousy ... *CRASH*
8 comments:
tu kaise yeh humour create kata hain
my stomachs hurtin man
good one
waiting for more such articles
i shud hav commented a long time ago..but u know how brains can be lazy sometimes :)
anyway....awsome case of genuine hit n run!!!
brain not lazy to instruct me to laugh here!!!
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